Me meme me!

What happens when you have nothing to talk about? Ok, there's always something to talk about, but do I want to talk about it here? Not necessarily. So when I run out of ideas, I randomly flip through blogs and such looking for interesting topics, etc. Found a meme over here that I thought was cute/funny and decided to do it.

1. What is a rhetorical answer? Give examples.
Ok, some rhetorical questions that might be heard coming from my mouth: "What is wrong with you?", "No, really, what is wrong with you?", "Was that really necessary?", "Do I look like I'm stupid?", and "Am I talking to myself again?" are probably the most common.

2. Why do people say it's bad to kick someone when they're down? What is so darn great about kicking people when they are up anyway? Is it ok to kick them, if they're down, but you think that they fell down on purpose and are just faking it?
I'm all for kicking them when they're down. It's much easier with them being closer to the feet and you can get in some good shots. Unless they're really just too pathetic to kick.. Well, I'll still kick them, but it won't be as fun.

3. Why do people usually wear their rings on their ring fingers?
I used to be really into rings. Then I wasn't. Divorce an' all. Now I'm slowly getting back into rings, but I don't have many and buying them is a hassle because why spend money on that when I can get a really cool cd? But rings are all about "Hey, look at my hands! See how pretty! I can gesture like a Barker's Beauty on The Price is Right." It's also why some women grow claws and add jewels to them.

4. Who is the coolest comic book character that you think you can beat up?
Well, crap. This isn't an easy one, is it? It's not Death, I can say that much. Death would kick my ass. She's cute and perky, but she can really smackdown. Maybe Dream? He's all mopey and emo but when he needs to, he can kick some ass. He's good at vengence. Hell, probably Destiny. Though he'd know I was coming and would very likely kick my butt, too. All of the characters I like could seriously put the hurt on me.

5. Will you walk into my parlour?
Said the spider to the fly.. Good poem.

Well, that was fun! And I'm still puzzling over the comic book question like the good little geek that I am.